Read and understand the instructions below before attempting this quiz.
If you scored more than 30, I strongly recommend some counselling!
If you scored more than 20, you're paranoid.
If you scored more than 10, you're normal.
If you scored less than 10, you're fearless.
If you scored 0, you're full of crap.
After you're done, check if you are absolutely normal or need counselling.

I fear...
[x] The dark - a little, after horror movies.
[/] Staying alone forever - erm, im interpreting this as 'living' physicallyn in an apartment?
[/] Being a parent - nahh, it'll just be gay as my dad and my kids will love me :D
[ ] Giving birth - THE PAIN! but theres anaesthatic now.
[ ] Being myself in front of others - NEVERR!! ahh. its just which side ;D
[ ] Open spaces
[ ] Height - NO I MUST PWN MY DAD
[ ] Black cats - cute.
[x ] Big hairy arses - i dont think i will ever experience ay hairy arse.
Total so far: 2

[ ] Birds
[ ] Fish
[ ] Spiders - I SQUISH THEM.
[/] Flowers or other plants - a rather mild dislike fore gardening, thats all
[ ] Being touched
[ ] Fire
[ ] Deep water - either OBS had no effect in instilling fear or i just dont watch enough titanic
[ ] Lakes
[ ] Silk - now thats just paranoia;D
[ ] The ocean - LOVE IT!! *see above
Total so far: 2.5

[x] Failure - i hate letting people down.
[ ] Success - neverrr!!
[ ] Thunder/Lightning - used to. then i decided not to be like my dog.
[ ] Frogs - no i raised tadpoles before ;D
[x] My boyfriend's dad - haha no unless hes not like my dad.
[x] My boyfriend's mum - yes ooh MUDDER-IN-LAW
[ ] Rats - dont think so.
[x] Jumping from high places - OBS FAULT!! ;D
[ ] Snow
[ ] Rain
Total so far: 6.5

[ ] Wind
[x] Crossing hanging bridges - once again, instilled after OBS rope-climbing thingy
[ ] Death - not at all, i know exactly where im going(: i think its more of the Dying part.
[ ] Heaven - *see above(:
[/] Being robbed - a lil. though if its been a shitty day with PMSing ee and my piano teacher screaming, i would fear for the guy due to potential sterility.
[x] Falling - from where? high places?
[ ] Clowns
[ ] Large crowds of people
[ ] Men
[/] Women - bitches only.
Total so far: 9.5

[x] Having great responsibilities (ooh definitely)
[x] Doctors, including dentists - DENTISTS YES
[ ] Tornadoes - WAY COOL TO SEE ONE
[ ] Hurricanes - WAY COOL TO SEE ONE
[ ] Incurable diseases - die then die loh. i want a pink-insided coffin. it'lljust be quite hard to leave behind everyone, im sure no one from jjang is in heaven and i'll be all alone quite miserably until like 80 years later? hahahah. GOD FORBID.
[ ] Venomous snakes - where the heck are you supposed to get one?
[ ] Sharks
[ ] Friday
[ ] Ghosts - i have a crazy notion that ghosts are just misunderstood, and need a little love
[x] Poverty -yeah . quite natural.
Total so far: 12.5

[ ] Halloween
[x] School - dont like it 'cept for friends AND STONG :D hahah
[ ] Trains
[x] Odd numbers - i never liked mean numbers.
[ ] Even numbers
[X] Being alone - yes. see the one about poisonouse snakes.
[x] Becoming blind - oh dear. neverrr!!! thats like beethoven becoming deaf, which he did and go crazy.
[/] Becoming deaf - not as bad, quite a good excuse at times! :D
[X] Growing up - TOTALLY
[ ] Monsters under your bed
Total so far: 18

[ ] Creepy noises in the night - i have learnt from a Potential PrinceSS's Complete Guidebook To Ruling that if one ignores the noises, one will reallise how foolish it is and one will not be scared. SO FORCE THAT HEAD UP HIGH!! [aish. "if you dont let it scare you, it cant."]
[x] Bee stings - yeah, SHARP POINTIES THAT DRAW BLODD?
[x] Not accomplishing my goals/dreams - kinda, but you learn to twist them into making you do better
[x] Needles (EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)
[ ] Penis (ehhh)
Total: 20


DIAGNOSIS: borderline-paranoia.