Wednesday, November 25, 2009
♥ 3:00 AM
you know, life in the holidays gets really random. you shop and sleep and eat and tv and then vegetate in front of the couch.. heheh.
i am going broke. too much shopping.
am actually missing school! at least there's structure.
yesterday, i slept at 4 am and woke up at 3.
pm.
i have $46.65 worth of coins. its heavy.
my hair is still wet! )<>
gotta repaint my nails, red red red.
phone going crazy, starting to lag.
getting so bored!
feel unfit. i cant walk up an escalator anymore.
need to find hairspray, the powerful, nonshiny kind.
gen's on a plane. so unfair. ):
val's clubmed is gone! that's sad too.
friday is either guitar-heroing or cycling.
Mrs A. Heng's dad has shock white hair! :0
just found a treasure trove of purple hairties.
need a good book to read! or a fanfic!
i HAVE to stop bingeing on good fics. :)
daddy wont teach me hokkien, im getting deported to grannie's to learn there instead-.-
i miss jjang already. especially the old man.
and the vallo. and the joe-ums. and mandas. and.. awwwwww.
bleh.
HANKYUNG IS ONE SEXY PIECE OF MEAT.
(8 8D :D (: oh hmmm. updates!
(IMPORTANT) THINGS TO DO. Creating Shannen's TEAMEDWARD shirt, she's paying.Painting that eagle for dad. once again, paying.
Moderate 160,000 word FABLE...into a friggin book!
THEN PRINT IT, BECAUSE IM SUICIDAL LIKE SO.Find matching photos of.... HAHAHAHA. secret quest, right?
- - - - - - -
AAAAND... PUT MY ROOM INTO BOXES,
COS IM REPAINTING!!!! WHOOOOO!:)yay yay yay.
minimal amount of money left, so all shopping expeditions are temporarily suspended, until further funding floats my way. need to save for christmas, you know!hohum....
okay fine. i'll put this here since those 3 people dont read.the lookalike photos im trying to find are of BenTay, TheoSoh and AronGoh. cos. they friggin' look alike. im serious, they do! its creepy, and they dont know each other. but when i get the pictures, i'll put them here so its easier to understand so, and meanwhile i'll rule the pathetic world which can simper at my feet!! muaaahahahaha.
okay, waaay- too much AU voldie moldie ffs. i swear they're addictive, once you start, you just cant stop. putting the link here, so all genuinely naive or linguistically hardcore people can fall for it. includes YOU, maria. love, love!
sigh. have to sleep soon now. i'd write about sheryll's smashing housewarming party, but it doesnt make sense to tell it since its over. :/
all i'll say is that we camhored, did pictionary (which breezed cuz we're all art students+teacher), grooved to Mika's new album and then, played IHAVENEVER-- . hahahah. a different type of fun~ hmm.
A SEXY FUN. (8maybe cos stong was there :D
ohwell. goodnight!!!(:
PS,
&MARIA YOU BETTER UPDATE OR ELSE
and who agrees, mr ong kind of looks like a Pimp. ..
Monday, November 16, 2009
♥ 3:45 AM
"HE POOPED IN YOOCHUN'S SANDALS!"
"WE ARE SO KEEPING HIM."
WE ARE FUN THINGS.
LETS MAKE LIFE GO ROUND. dont know why im so happy. i love jjang so ridiculously much.
cuz... what to say! we are simply awesome. perfect, friends forever. period.
when i see them, it feels like ive come home. its like those sappy love songs.
only its all strictly platonic here. but ...
It's so unbelievable, And I don't want to let it go, Something so beautiful, Flowing down like a waterfall. I feel like you've always been, Forever a part of me. And it's so unbelievable to finally be in love, Somewhere I'd never thought I'd be.
god i love my friends. and im being a right sap at 2 am. must be the abominable hour. why am i such a die-hard romantic -_- grrrrr. 
♥ 2:02 AM
today only proves one thing: money is STILL, the greatest aphrodesiac. //
tmr. sleep over again. study hard, party HARDER.
Thursday, November 12, 2009
♥ 9:05 PM
bio mcq was fkk horrible. the FYS cheated my feelings! boo hoo.
dont know why some people are so obsessed and utterly passionate about becoming doctors and doing medical internships. it breaks my heart, really. :D
its like, they go round saving the world one sick person at a time, by what, slitting open their bellies? sorry if im being so graphic, bio does that to you.
like that time when it rained, and we had to watch that caesarian (with the friggin' quadruple kids), and the woman's bloodied navel, and the metal knife plunging under all that folds of fat to draw out a wrinkled prune of a baby... over and over and over four times!! until she was just an indescribable mess of deflated skin and gushing blood. and some white pus but i'll pretend i didnt notice.
kids, THERE ARE JUST SOME THINGS IN THE WORLD YOU CAN'T UN-SEE. DDD8 DONT TAKE BIO!! ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A HYPOCHONDRIAC, HAVE A VIVID MEMORY, FEAR OF BLOOD, FEAR OF SHINY CUTTING INSTRUMENTS, OR JUST WEAK AT HEART. OR HAVE A BAD MEMORY. BIO NEEDS LOTS OF MEMORISING.ANYHOO. praise god for such a thing as
yeap yi xuan's blog!
slack crossie physical training=pure torture for a real unfit noob like me. sighh so demoralising. plus i had to endure nearly 2 hrs of unbearably boring and beyond me amath. trigo. urgghh i died over and over again today and i was so zonked that i just fell asleep during the trig thing. moral of the story: no training before lessons lol tmr is 2 tuitions in a day day. ah sighh, life's tough. even during the hols...hahaha but if i'm crazy enough, i might go running tmr. hmmm.XD
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHE
its tiring to read without punctuation marks. i feel out of breath. but she totally sums up what i feel about trigo! (not really actually, that was last time, but yeah. feeling's mutual, bub.) particularly the bits about dying over and over. reminds me of how people head bang over and over.HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
-more fiendish giggles on a milo-induced haze. hmmm. -
♥ 12:59 AM
warning: disturbing content.graphic mental images may appear that are hard to erase later.4:30 am, 10th november.
veggums: ohmigod. there are friggin cats mating, and i cant sleep! why are they so bloody loud!! @#$%^&%$#maria the lecherous: cos the penis (@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@)veggums: WHAAAATT... HAHAHAH. SICK HORNY CATS. id almost say theyre exhibitionistic in nature! urrrrgh!maria the lecherous: lol its ture, mating is extremely painful. so theyre not really horny after all. after mating they will roll around to further facilitate the process, did you know?veggums: what the hell.... DID YOU KNOW SHARKS HAVE TWO DING DONGERS? hahahahah. i CANNOT believe we're playing the Do-you-know game! and about this topic too! ARG! 8Smaria the lecherous: lol!! only you and i can pull it off. oh, which one do they use? is one a spare? does this mean they have orgies?? do females have two holes too?veggums: HAHAHA. EAGER LITTLE BEAVER, ARE U! no, females just have one long hole, so both fit in. and they like it rough, apparently, cuz theres lots of biting and acrobatic positions. unlike cats that cuddle after its over. WAIT WHY AM I TELLING YOU THIS!?? :0maria the lecherous: huh. they must have tiny weiners if both can fit in at once...veggums: hehe. um. why dont you do some research on this, and tell me? :D -waggles eyebrows- awhile later(alright, i think they have tiney weiners anyway)maria the lecherous: HAHAHAHA
awhile laterveh-juh. im bored, entertain me.veggums: hmmm. watch avenue q online? i dont know, hunt for animal porn? or, how bout STUDY?? (8maria the lecherous: no internet access. and studeied already what, what else is there?veggums: HMMM. RUN AROUND UR NEIGHBOURHOOD MAKING CAT MATING NOISES?? 8Dmaria the lecherous: -releases hysterical burst of laughter-veggums: hahaha. ohh you. how bout going to xuans house?the poor thing is probably as bored as you. you two could come up with new ways to hunt her arse of a brother.maria the lecherous: -pictures the two of us as red indians hunting a boar i mean her brother and shooting him with plunger attached to rafia string i mean makeshift arrows-maria the lecherous: hey veg, whats the result of cutting a sperm duct? male hormones are not circulated! does this mean sterilised men are not horny??conclusion: dont study for too long. it does weird things. and dont talk to maria after studying bio. you know, i love her, i do, but we really shouldnt be allowed to interact.
"its for our own good!"
SIDE NOTE: the testes produces and secretes the hormone, vasectomy or emasculation has nothing to do with the sperm duct.
Monday, November 09, 2009
♥ 6:48 PM
oh my oh my oh my!!!! 8D
JJANG PARTY IS COMING AND I CANT WAIT, WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(studying for my mcq is quite out of this universe now. i feel like ive got jumping poufflesqueaks in my blood! 8D ) anyhoo. there's so much admin on the jjang blog now. grrr! feels like im reading an- a - really colourful essay. (:
WHAT TO BRING. obviously the necessities (in case some people don't even bring these because they didn't know what necessities are, necessities are like CLOTHES, UNDERWEAR [i had to make this clear because some people think underwear isn't included when i say clothes], HYGIENE STUFF LIKE SOAP and SPECIAL MEDICATION IF YOU'RE ON CHRONIC DRUG USAGE LIKE ME), if you snore bring earplugs for all the rest
then well. little bit of rae's sarcasm and vallo's Really Proper Words to get me along. thank goodness val's in guides, so she knows how to run a camp. wheeeeeeeeeee~! other updates:
still not much. i can feel the dust on my fingers when i type for this post, its been so long.oh yeah! my MONEHH THING. $$$$!!!
i am such a money face. or is it money eyes? bah. but im proud that im so honest like so. :D
guess what! out of maria's
ridiculous rewards for O lvl L1R5, theo's getting
even better rates. unbelievable.
maria:
12 pts - $5011 pts - $10010 pts - $2009 pts - $4008 pts - $8007 pts - $1000but theo... WHOA. THAT GIRL.
10pts - $10009pts - $20008pts - $30007 pts - $40006 pts - $5000LIKE, WHOA.
if i were my dad, i'd say they were spoiling the market. (and then pout.)
but since i'm me.... ALL THE BETTER! hahahaha.
ps, incase the picture doesnt show, its Key jumping up and down like a small boy after too much sweets.
