Wednesday, December 30, 2009
♥ 2:50 AM
omigosh. havent come across such tripe in so long!!
TO BE READ WITH A RAISED EYEBROW.
ENJOY LIMERICK LOVE!
A slavering pervert named Benny
Sought pleasure in Abergavenny;
His bestial urges
Led him to grass verges:
His girlfriends were woollen and many.
'Tis normal for boys adolescent
To be troubled by urges incessant;
In bed, every night
When they turn out the light
They do things that they find
rather pleasantAn elderly priest, Father Vaughan
Knew not what to do 'bout his horn;
Though he could not show it
He longed so to blow it
Along to the tune of soft porn
The PowersThatBe of this site
have vast editorial might
If we wish to swear
We must take it elsewhere
As we can't even say **** or *****.
♥ 2:32 AM
I AM GOING TO LEARN MAH JONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND WITH MR ONG NO LESS.
8D
FUN TIMES, FUN TIMES.
Sunday, December 27, 2009
♥ 4:02 AM
Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind.
"Pooh!" he whispered.
"Yes, Piglet?"
"Nothing," said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw.
"I just wanted to be sure of you."
~A.A. Milne
awwww.... reading these things, and also all the stuff on the jjangle just makes me so emo. ): its a good kind of emo-ness, i guess. like a rather bittersweet feeling. then again, i was never very good at those. oh bleh.):
How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard. ~From the movie Annie
oh guys, i just reallised something really sad. it suddenly stuck me as i was bathing (yeah lol. the shower is where i meditate ;D) that apart from joey/xuan, i really havent seen anyone else in this super uber long hols! how sucky is this!! I HAVENT SEEN MY MARIA OR RAE AT ALL. even less of talking on msn, and gosh i havent had a spazz hour with rae in so long... almost since before the prelims. oh bleh. i want to go out, and i dont care to do what, but mostly so i can see them!! i'll even agree to sitting at a cyber cafe and watch maria play maple. oh maaaria.. )':
randomly. this came out as we were trying to comfort val.
"... awww. dont cry, *pats back* we're still here, and we all love each other (AND YOU DEAR) so dangerously much. i was just telling joey we're almost lesbians, if not for the fact that we're rather boy crazy (SYLAR, SUPER JUNIOR, ..YOUKNOW?) :D well mostly, except for manda and maria, but i trust them:) ... "
hahahaha. yeah. dont ask. gotta do a new post for the party now.
Cherrio!pictures: Last Recess, Jjang table. fighting over ice-cream and left over mash potatoes. its funny how food is such a touchy part of us.
Thursday, December 24, 2009
♥ 5:34 AM
(a little ranting in black,
a little gayness in purple.
feel free to skip to the gay bits.)
CANT BELIEVE THIS. ITS 3:35AM, NO SURPRISE THERE, BUT IM STILL UP AND TALKING TO XUAN ON THE PHONE, AND PAINTING AT THE SAME TIME. ITS A BLOODY BIG CANVAS TOO, ABOUT THE SIZE OF 4 SHEETS OF DRAWING BLOCK PLUS A LITTLE MORE. about 40 inches, i think.
ANYWAY. ITS BLOODY CONFUSING NOW. XMAS IS SUCH A LOGISTIC'S NIGHTMARE!! DDD8 (I AM GOING TO START RANTING SO SKIP THIS BIT) I HAVE A FRIEND COMING, POSSIBLY TWO, FOR THE SERVICE... ONLY I WANNA GO EARLY AND BOOK SEATS TOO, AND MY FRIEND IS PROBABLY NOT THE KIND TO QUEUE FOR HOURS. D: WANTED TO ASSIGN THE SEAT BOOKING TO OTHER CG MEMBERS BUT I FEAR THE JOB MAY NOT BE SO WELL DONE. AND NAMELY, THEY WONT GET UP EARLY ENOUGH TO GRAB GOOD SEATS.
xuan and i were just ranting about it, and i guess i kind of freaked her out. a little. got kind of mad on the whole seat-chopping (not meat-chopping, but chope-chopping!) business. it kind of works up a good frenzy in ya, ya know??? 8D nvm.
SO LIKE, WE WERE MULTITASKING AND CRAMMING FOR CHRISTMAS AND BURNING PHONE MONEY, WHEN HER MOM CAME IN. WE'RE BREAKING FOR HALF AND HOUR NOW, THEN CALLING AGAIN AT 4. WHEEEEEE!! SOUNDS LIKE A TRANSIT FLIGHT!! HAHAHA. MEANWHILE.WENT SHOPPING TODAY, WITH JOEY AND HER ULTIMATE FRIEND-WHO-IS-GAY JUSTIN HEAH. (IS THAT RIGHT??!) really. i believe i have been shopping with a fair number of guys before, and honestly, in terms of gayness THAT FAG BEATS THEM ALL BY A MILE. simply because he's not the flouncy gay, but the Earnestly, GAY kind of gay. its different when they flap their wrists, wear purple, or purposely sashay when they walk. ...this guy:-hugs his man-bag+other shopping plastics to his chest (not armpit, CHEST.) -has a genuine LV wallet, stolen from mom,-searches for pink (not hot pink, not purple, but SWEET PINK) golf pants, -sandwiches his bags between his legs when digging for his wallet (HMMMM...)-folds his arms/elbows at waist level when unoccupied-tells you the brand of his favourite shirt and other articles of clothing,-thinks the UTTERLY BUFF MALE STAFF at NUM' are flexing their arm muskles in front of him, on purpose-complains when you think he's posing. (TOTALLY. HAVE YOU SEEN THE ANGLE OF HIS HIPS? HONEY, HIPS DONT LIE.)*NUM = New Urban Male, swimsuit/beachwear shop. check it out.
yeah. he puts all other act-gay guys to shame. i think he is the real girl deal, even though he has a girl-friend. no kidding. he's sincerely girly but still likes girls, not guys. what a rare and fascinating quandary, cant wait to wrap my mind around it. Juicy!oh yes. To further top off the christmas gayness, im shamelessly ripping this bit from maria's blog. because it was all my doing in the first place, anyway:D hahaha. people love my christmas letters, though i have no recollection of what i wrote in them. wrote it on a drunken chinese-food-sugar high while in penang, over a cousin's 21st. just hope everyone gets theirs on time.
I've just received a Christmas card (and a housewarming party invatation) from our dearest Veggie-bean!
And boy did her card make me laugh.
For one, her envelope:
As you can see (or not, hur hur), Veggie has cleverly written her address so that the letter would be returned to her, if it wasn't delivered.
Unfortunately....
...it is completely blocked out by the flap of the envelope. -__-
Oh Veggie....
Meanwhile, her card is another thing altogether.
It starts with
MARIA YOU SEXY OLD MAN
and just gets better and better.
I quote:
"do you know why Ive chosen this card, SPECIALLY for you??
(refer to front cover)
..."Round You Virgin..."It goes merrily downhill from there.
Yep, Veggie is awesome. :D Thanks for the card, Veg. Merry Christmas to you too, honey~
[End letter.] hahaha! it sounds so bad here, it honestly didnt seem as sexy when i wrote it lah. anway, yes maria, if youre reading this- i love you too. in the manly-est of ways, because we both know you need some of that MAAAN-LINESS. 8D hahah. have a great christmas! dont think i'll be posting again till its over.
:)
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
♥ 12:26 AM
cant put this right. ):
says a fellow fan:
(of which i'll just use her words to explain, she says it better than me)Till SM officially comments… I will not trust a single ounce of this…despite credible sources, I hope they will be not credible for once despite my respect for journalism… We know what have to go thru to be what they are today and I don’t think Geng didnt think hard enough before he submits whatever he submitted. I just saw a fancam from Nanjing Su Show and I felt great that Zhou Mi and Henry is part of the family though without Kibum and my bb… but at least the acceptance to stand on that same stage… its just all unexpected… God… I am tearing up now and I am still at work before X’mas break… And I really don’t like the comparison with JaeChunSu situation. Its all just unfortunate and bad timing.
Other than that, I think I will pretty much die. SJ is my main fandom and one that I so crazily in love. Not that I am rabid or insane… if we see the rabid things fangirls do these days… too many examples to mentioned,I have always thought I am level minded enough… But Suju and DBSK is like 2 of my biggest K-pop love, *if* and using the word very loosely… if anything happens… I will give it all up…coz I can’t take no heartbreak no more… I know bb, boybands don’t last forever but there are who last enough to grow together with us for a long time… K-pop,if anything but just turbulent these days… I sometimes freaks out what I read on a daily basis…
And I just put in an order for Su Show II live album… how am I gonna enjoy it, knowing something was probably brewing all this while?
God… its like just a week before 31 Dec, but I can tell the year is ending really bad for me till all this SM stuffs gets cleared up! >.<>
♥ 12:15 AM
guys!!
this is really the worst christmas ever.
it is a dark year for Kpop.the dongbang lawsuit, rumours of shindong leaving, not to mention all the other crappy stuff that happened this year, like Wonbin leaving F.T Island and Jaebum leaving 2PM
. but to top it all off..
.
HANKYUNG IS LEAVING SUPER JUNIOR!!! ;-; D':ohhh maaan. its like some bad breakup.
feels like my heart's been ripped out and stomped on.
i think i am going to be miserable over christmas.i feel really tired, i cant smile, and my chest hurts. ):
it feels terrible.
Monday, December 14, 2009
♥ 3:19 PM
somehow, people think its a good idea to bitch to me about the shortcomings of my friends, because... what. i can go scold them about it for you?? ugh! its SO not going to happen! i think friendship means standing up for the other person, even when she's not there to hear you do it.ALRIGHT ON A LIGHTER NOTEthe indian neighbour upstairs just dropped a toy ball down again. i think its their daughter Trisha, she's only two this year! she's so cute. but anyway, the dad came downstairs to the garden to try retrieve her toy. its an orange rubbery one this time, so clifford saw it and started playing with it!
AND THEN. instead of ringing the doorbell or asking the maid to help or anything, the dad turns to clifford and says,
"gimme the ball! gimme gimme gimme! bring the ball here, clifford! ball ball ball!!"....yeah. me and the maid are laughing hysterically, and we're hiding behind the christmas tree too, just in case he sees us. he sounds especially funny cos of the indian accent. like a bollywood song, how catchy. REALLY! hahahahah. maybe its too much time spent speaking baby with his daughter. its so adorable.
[DISCLAIMER] dont worry, i dont mean this as anything racist or what. its just gay things like this tend to happen in my neighbourhood. i do love indians, and i have friends who are, so fret not.
anyway. i think the poor guy's given up now. clifford, being the dumb blond, didnt do a thing and went on chewing the unfortunate toy.
i was gonna upload a really really REALLY cute picture of my golden retriever cliffie, but he's just being unglam now. so here, have some really cute malteses! this is shanna's dog Angel, who stayed with us for a period of time while she moved to malaysia.
Sunday, December 13, 2009
♥ 10:48 PM
JUST GOTTA SAY THAT
I HAVE BOUGHT
THE MOST
AWESOME, DROP-DEAD-SEXY, SMASHINGLY WONDERFUL-
ED HARDY SHIRT.
OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH.
NEVER UNDER ESTIMATE A FLEA MARKET SALE, M'DEARS. 8D(really. you never know what you'll find, should some noob auntie try to sell you an original Nine West for just 15 bucks, or you chance across a pre-loved valentino. its happened before.)
... well now that i think about my find,
its really quite God's blessing, not just flea-luck.
i remember drooling after one of those ever since shannonker started wearing one, and benita had the EH shoes, and greg bought the jacket. its not that im envious of any of them, heheh, the madness isnt that strong yet. its just that it looked REALLY REALLY GOOD on all of them! ohhh manaan.
Anyway.
when i went to church today, i had just a bit of money in my wallet, for tithe and stuff. then i heard about the flea market. i honestly wanted to splurge it all instead, and just delay tithing by a week - but then the pastor preached a really convincing message on tithing. ohh man. talk about divine intervention... hahaha. so well, gave up $20 of it. just then, gen told me that mom gave us $10 bucks ytd but she forgot to mention it. so like WHOA. suddenly now i have enough to afford the ed hardy. ^o^
isn't God just a YAY?? 8DDi guess this is kinda like him proving our (/my/) faith in the little things.
[awhilelater]
ohhh. groann. suddenly my mom wants to decide my future, and she's forcing me to write out my entire list of school choices, from jc to poly to 6 points to 36 points. okay just exaggerating. but i have to plan out a poly course, just in case i dont make it to a jc. while i really do trust God that i will, i still cant help feel a little apprehensive... its the bloody 'O's afterall. i know i studied for it. but ive seen hardworking psle kids mug like mad, and they still dont get good grades... okay, the dream grades that they ought to be getting! ohhhh... DDDD8 -willcontinuelater-
♥ 5:37 AM
randomly, because im SO not leaving this shit on facebook...
quizzes. the bane of my existence, but somehow really attractive at 3am;D
so yeah, here's two of them that ...
ugh whatever. cant think of an ending, or adjective.
WHICH GUY WILL YOU ATTRACT: EMO/SCENE
WHICH GUY ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO: SKATER
hahahaha. i cant help think its all so cliche.
isnt skater boy an avril song??
oh well.
..yet, apropos. oh bleh. cant fathom the science behind attraction.Q: what did the snail say when riding on the tortise's back?
A: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
Thursday, December 10, 2009
♥ 3:09 AM
ranting again. stalking neil gaiman on his blog. utterly envious of everyone who got to go for the signing tour, or ever met him in real life. oh and also of his dog who gets walked by him almost everyday. and amanda palmer, who is his girlfriend, and probably gets to hear his wacky ideas every day of her life. dont know if he has kids. his god-daughters are such lucky kids. still stalking him on his blog. ohmigosh. cant stop. he's an quite an old man but i love his brains. oh bother. that is disturbing- i like old man brains. hahahaha. must be a maria-thing. okay the creepy love still doesnt stop me. his posts are so funny! and they're actually written by him, which is a rarity for most famous authors. still cant stop reading it and feeling envious. i really want the sandman comics! though they'd make my mom flip over like a poodle then vomit blood at their... alternative content. still. aaaaaggghhhhh!!!! envious envious envious envious envious envious envious envious envious!!!! I WANT THE SANDMAN COLLECTION1!!!!!!! DDDD':
and neil gaiman in a bottle.
siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggghhhh... -love-lorn look- 
reading: PRIDE & PREJUDICE & ZOMBIES - Jane Austen + Seth Grahame-smith
eating: XIAO LONG BAO. JUICY!
listening: SWEET TANGERINE - The Hush Sound. wish i stole more songs from joey.
drinking: milo. too sweet.
doing: MARIA. HEHEHE. eeeeee. uggggh. still cant resist saying that.
watching: nothing in particular... the usual author updates on FF.
Tuesday, December 08, 2009
♥ 5:39 PM
oh hi. im in penang. and ive spent waaay too much money.
still. I NEED TO KNOW WHAT PRESENTS TO GET FOR PEOPLE OR ELSE I WONT GET ANY AT ALL. so to whoever's reading this, yes if you want something you
must tell me.
okay gen is screaming again. grrrrr. she's so impatient sometimes. ):
bye.
Saturday, December 05, 2009
♥ 5:55 AM
LOL. NEW MOON IS GIVING ME THE ASDF ROFLOLS!
BECAUSE,
Bella cuts her head open. Jacob solves the problem by pulling his shirt off...FOR NO REASON.
Jacob leaps through Bella's window...she randomly molests his six pack.
Jasper wants Bella for dindins...Edward decides to throw her through a table and into a wall...(nearly cutting her arm off)...in an effort to protect her.
Virgin America. Nuff said.
Frolicking in woods. (I lol'd)
Half nakedness. All the time.
Bella in general. (the nightmares...???? aaaahahaa)
o yes and the-
"I'm coming."
"... I don't want you to come."
"But I want to COME"
"YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO COME."
life is good.
ps, the glittering Rpattz icon says, 'maybe he's born with it. maybe its MAYBELLINE.' 8D he should be the new face for smooth flawless skin.*******************
hehehe. im having the flu, but after reading these new moon shizzes... haha. feel waay better already! and of course, partly due to the many new updates on the jjangle!:D i thought it would be quiet since the big sleepover's over, and everyone's overseas. oh well, love these suprises. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
speaking of which. [this part is similar to the jjangle post.]
im going away to malaysia on a short trip, and i think i'll do christmas shopping there. so, GUYS,
please tell me what you want for christmas! REALLY. dont say 'anything', cos then i'll really get you
ANYTHING -meaning whatever i fancy- and that will be disasterous.
(meanwhile. everyone can have some illegal chewing gum.)also, im having a housewarming party on the 4th OF JANUARY NEXT YEAR, though the date MAY be changed. chocolate fondue, and maybe guitar hero, if rae would be so kind.. hahah. cant wait!:Di'll have to sleep soon ): before i go though... going to repost these jjang sleepover pictures here!(((: manda did the collage on picasa! i love it! though maybe poon can send me the originals so i can facebook them... hmmm.
speaking of which. CHRISTMAS CARDS. i know hardly anyone does this anymore, because there's quicker n cheaper things like email now, but this year i'll be sending christmas cards! its gay, but makes you feel all special and tingly inside:D hee hee.
anyway, im only sending to those people whose addresses i have, so if you dont mind one,
TELL ME YOUR ADDRESS NOW. NOW NOW NOW NOW
NOW.
and randomly, because i went out with the joeys to tan...
yeah.
more sexy gay pictures on facebook.
speaking of which. CHRISTMAS CARDS. i know hardly anyone does this anymore, because there's quicker n cheaper things like email now, but this year i'll be sending christmas cards! its gay, but makes you feel all special and tingly inside:D hee hee.
TELL ME YOUR ADDRESS NOW. NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW.
