Monday, June 22, 2009
♥ 7:35 PM
OMG, TRUST MARIA TO COME UP WITH SUCH STUFF. [this concerns baking, and that suspicious-looking brown extraterrestial brown pat of goops~]
And you know what? I RAN OUT OF EGGS!!! So this product is completely egg-free. Damn fail right?! I should have checked right?! BUT WHO ON EARTH DOESN'T HAVE EGGS?! (Well, me, apparently.) Argh.
So, to compensate, I added more butter. And then, I decided to add in some orange juice too, cos the alternative recipe looked good. (WTH MARIA! mixing recipes NEVER, NEVER, EVER, turns out well. esp since you're not martha steward) BUT IT SAID TO SUBSTITUTE THE ORANGE JUICE WITH THE WATER. I ADDED IT. Oh well. Uh, egg compensation? *chuckles nervously*
So this concoction was even more watery than its predecessor. Ahh well. IT TURNED OUT OKAY IN THE END~ The smell of freshly-baked cake (Well, to be honest, it smells of freshly-baked fudge, and looks it too.) is filling my nostrils as I type this! Moral of the story: USE WHITEWINGS, YOU CAN'T GO WRONG. Even when you take away a major ingredient, it still smells fine! (Cake too hot to taste.)
but some time LATER...
[/EDIT] THE CAKE IS TOO CRUMBLY!!! RAWR!! And the icing is too sticky. So it sticks to the cake eagerly... and the cake crumbles off. -.- It doesn't help that the cake is about the width of a ricepaper... So narrow! (It's about as tall as the width of 2 of your fingers.) I gave up after a while..
HAHAHAHAHAH!! SEE, DOING ANY BAKING WHILE BEING EGG-LESS IS NOT A VERY GOOD IDEA. gosh. crumbly and sad pastries. (this is a hint to you DAVE. DO NOT GO EGG-LESS).
HAHAHAHH OKAY STILL. its so enjoyable watching maria my infamous home-ed partner be gay. i love her so much man! trust her and her delicious blog to be my lil ray of sunshine. BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
BAAAAHAHAHAHAHH
GAAAH IM LOOSING IT. too much boredom and people who are full of crap. XD
I LOVE YOU MARIA!!!
okay i shall neopets now. my sexy jelly chomby awaits.
PS, before i leave... theres always this kind of chaos.
the Great Vermicious Knid says: i was just saving them so i could put it on my blog (dont worry, will credit you) and then. it was saved as, MARIA'S CAKE.MARIA'S ICING.MARIA'S OWN GOODS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAM Dior says: LOL WUTthe Great Vermicious Knid says: DAMN WRONGM Dior says: OIIthe Great Vermicious Knid says: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH IM SO SORRY!!M Dior says: VEGGIEEEEEEEEEEEEthe Great Vermicious Knid says: I DIDNT MEAN IT BUT,.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAM Dior says: urgh there goes my reputation and snaity *sanity gosh aalready losing it *already
****
dont you just love maria too??????? (;
