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Thursday, July 23, 2009
♥ 1:39 AM

oh god. this has to be the most OOC thing ive ever read. (apart from the one with harry potter and the ninjas...)

“Listen here you fat, ugly stupid, poor excuse for a wizard! You actually cannot fire Miss Granger, because she works for me now. In addition, there were no witnesses to any crime, not as far as I see. You WILL NOT file charges against Miss Granger, because if you do, you will answer to me, and believe me, I have taken down stronger men than you, and have come up smelling like roses. (WHAT THE HECK?) Furthermore, you pompous, overgrown troll, (SOUNDS MORE LIKE RON'S TYPE OF GRAMMAR) if you so much as speak to Miss Granger again, or even look her way, I will see to it that you do not live to see another day. (ISNT THAT JAMES BOND) Don’t forget, you are dealing with a former Death Eater here. I still have plenty of friends in low places.”

hahaha. right. chinese was a fine piece of shit today. when maria and poonie started discussing the answers i felt like i was gonna collapse, i had so many wrong): gaaah. it was horrible. im off to drown my sorrows in ninja fanfics. ))))':

do you know, NINJA (as in, NINJA loans, there is such a thing) could also stand for NO INCOME NO JOB ASSHOLES? HAHAHAHA. my dad can be a downright retard at times, dont know why he invents this stuff, probably to make me more interested in economics. he says its used when banks stupidly lend money to people who have no income or job or any means to pay you back, yet insist on borrowing unmentionable sums of money to go shopping, or buy cars, or land that's just depreciating in value anyway.
(THIS IS ONE OF THE REASON FOR THE CURRENT ECONOMIC CRASH. THE OTHER BEING, A WELL-PLANNED SCAM, SOME GREED, AND OVERLY-GENEROUS AMERICANS. SHEESH.)


This isnt me(:<

a wise girl kisses but doesnt love
listens but doesnt believe, and leaves
before she is left.
marilyn monroe

actually, go by this!
LIFE'S UNCERTAIN. EAT DESSERT FIRST.
:D



Imagination enslaved.

tagboard area. :D
Dont be afraid to dream

cute alarm clock!
new colourful wallet
converse grey-pink pencilbox
SNOW PATROL'S up to now CD
neil gaiman's SANDMAN collection

screw it all. when in doubt, just buy me a book by neil gaiman. ANY BOOK. I'LL LOVE YOU FOR LIFE;D


Heart's Cadence

AMANDA is a dear!
ACTIONCITY
BRANDON chews.
CANDICE
CHC
CLARINDA <3 >
DAVE is a manhaur.
DEAN is the bean.
DEVIANT ART
ELIZABETH SISTER is the love!
DENISE
DIANA di-di!
ESTHER loves shinee!
GEN should not be allowed near kim bum.
GRACE
HAEJUN
NANA<3
JARRAD is a snowflake.
JEREMY(:
JIAHAO thinks too much.
JOEY<3
JULIE is mulie.
KIAT is way too smart.
KEZIA:D is undescribable!
KYMBERLY
LEAH
LINGHUI thinks she is a cow
MATTHEW should watch his honeyed words.
MARIA <3 is undoubtedly sexy.
MASH is a potato.
MICH WEE! - BIMBO!
MOARGH
MR ONG:D hmmm...
PEARLYN is quite crazy.
PUMBAA<3 loves some Changmin.
RachyPOOPOOBEAN<3 loves a good yunjae.
ROSABEL is a darling!
RUI YUAN part rabbit, really.
SARA OKA
SHANICE
SPCA
SUN
PAGAN POETRY
VALIOS<3 stalks zac quinto!
MRS SONG SINGING
YIXUAN<3 is hell-yeah' awesome!
*Jjang:D

and randomly cos you know you'll be needing it;
THOSE WHO GET LOST alot.
PORN! just kidding. you fail.
ENG TO CHI TRANSLATOR~ to cheat on those zhou jis!!



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