Wednesday, August 26, 2009
♥ 1:03 AM
oh my goodness. there should be a contest for the funniest OOC fic!!
here anyway, LOOK AT THIS. OMG.
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Hermione had spent the day hiding from Snape and crying like a lovesick teenager. She had been quite angry with herself for the way she’d acted. Now, however she was angry at Snape.
With Draco under the influence of the infatuation potion, and Snape and Ginny drunk off their asses, it was left up to her to apparate them all to the Burrow. Not an easy feat, even for a witch as talented as Hermione. But she’d been able to do it without splinching anybody.
It wasn’t fair that Snape got to drown himself in his sorrows while she had to remain the designated apparator.
It was just their luck that every single one of the Weasley brothers along with Harry had chosen tonight to go to the Burrow for dinner.
Molly had been surprised when she opened the door, but had quickly ushered them in, eyeing Professor Snape warily after he told her that she was a nice lady, who made very good pudding.
“Look who’s here,” she announced leading them into the small kitchen/dining room that was packed with men.
The only thing that stopped the guys from jumping Draco was that there wasn’t enough room to move. They all started yelling at once.
“NO! There’s too much red!” Snape wailed, covering his eyes with his hands and ducking behind Hermione.
Silence.
Molly shook her head at him, and then turned to the table of angry men.
“Honestly! We’ve already talked about Draco being an Order member, and I expect everyone one of you to treat him with respect,” she said, glaring.
They began to protest, but Molly held up her hands.
“The next one to yell at him will be sent to bed without dessert!”
They all turned to look at the chocolate pudding, debating whether it would be worth it.
It got quiet again as the men at the table silently glared at Draco, deciding not to risk their dessert.
Suddenly, Ginny blurted out, “Draco and I are getting married!”
“What?!” Molly yelled at Draco in a rage.
Snape giggled and wagged a finger in her face.
“No pudding for Molly!”
Then he laughed like he’d said the funniest thing in the world.
After a minute of realizing he was the only one laughing, he stopped and pouted.
“I have no friends.”
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HAHAHAHA. RIGHT-O. LOL OKAY NOW GO FORTH AND BE SCARRED FOR THE REST OF YO' MISERABLE LIVES! :D
