Thursday, November 12, 2009
♥ 12:59 AM
warning: disturbing content.graphic mental images may appear that are hard to erase later.4:30 am, 10th november.
veggums: ohmigod. there are friggin cats mating, and i cant sleep! why are they so bloody loud!! @#$%^&%$#maria the lecherous: cos the penis (@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@)veggums: WHAAAATT... HAHAHAH. SICK HORNY CATS. id almost say theyre exhibitionistic in nature! urrrrgh!maria the lecherous: lol its ture, mating is extremely painful. so theyre not really horny after all. after mating they will roll around to further facilitate the process, did you know?veggums: what the hell.... DID YOU KNOW SHARKS HAVE TWO DING DONGERS? hahahahah. i CANNOT believe we're playing the Do-you-know game! and about this topic too! ARG! 8Smaria the lecherous: lol!! only you and i can pull it off. oh, which one do they use? is one a spare? does this mean they have orgies?? do females have two holes too?veggums: HAHAHA. EAGER LITTLE BEAVER, ARE U! no, females just have one long hole, so both fit in. and they like it rough, apparently, cuz theres lots of biting and acrobatic positions. unlike cats that cuddle after its over. WAIT WHY AM I TELLING YOU THIS!?? :0maria the lecherous: huh. they must have tiny weiners if both can fit in at once...veggums: hehe. um. why dont you do some research on this, and tell me? :D -waggles eyebrows- awhile later(alright, i think they have tiney weiners anyway)maria the lecherous: HAHAHAHA
awhile laterveh-juh. im bored, entertain me.veggums: hmmm. watch avenue q online? i dont know, hunt for animal porn? or, how bout STUDY?? (8maria the lecherous: no internet access. and studeied already what, what else is there?veggums: HMMM. RUN AROUND UR NEIGHBOURHOOD MAKING CAT MATING NOISES?? 8Dmaria the lecherous: -releases hysterical burst of laughter-veggums: hahaha. ohh you. how bout going to xuans house?the poor thing is probably as bored as you. you two could come up with new ways to hunt her arse of a brother.maria the lecherous: -pictures the two of us as red indians hunting a boar i mean her brother and shooting him with plunger attached to rafia string i mean makeshift arrows-maria the lecherous: hey veg, whats the result of cutting a sperm duct? male hormones are not circulated! does this mean sterilised men are not horny??conclusion: dont study for too long. it does weird things. and dont talk to maria after studying bio. you know, i love her, i do, but we really shouldnt be allowed to interact.
"its for our own good!"
SIDE NOTE: the testes produces and secretes the hormone, vasectomy or emasculation has nothing to do with the sperm duct.
