Thursday, December 24, 2009
♥ 5:34 AM
(a little ranting in black,
a little gayness in purple.
feel free to skip to the gay bits.)
CANT BELIEVE THIS. ITS 3:35AM, NO SURPRISE THERE, BUT IM STILL UP AND TALKING TO XUAN ON THE PHONE, AND PAINTING AT THE SAME TIME. ITS A BLOODY BIG CANVAS TOO, ABOUT THE SIZE OF 4 SHEETS OF DRAWING BLOCK PLUS A LITTLE MORE. about 40 inches, i think.
ANYWAY. ITS BLOODY CONFUSING NOW. XMAS IS SUCH A LOGISTIC'S NIGHTMARE!! DDD8 (I AM GOING TO START RANTING SO SKIP THIS BIT) I HAVE A FRIEND COMING, POSSIBLY TWO, FOR THE SERVICE... ONLY I WANNA GO EARLY AND BOOK SEATS TOO, AND MY FRIEND IS PROBABLY NOT THE KIND TO QUEUE FOR HOURS. D: WANTED TO ASSIGN THE SEAT BOOKING TO OTHER CG MEMBERS BUT I FEAR THE JOB MAY NOT BE SO WELL DONE. AND NAMELY, THEY WONT GET UP EARLY ENOUGH TO GRAB GOOD SEATS.
xuan and i were just ranting about it, and i guess i kind of freaked her out. a little. got kind of mad on the whole seat-chopping (not meat-chopping, but chope-chopping!) business. it kind of works up a good frenzy in ya, ya know??? 8D nvm.
SO LIKE, WE WERE MULTITASKING AND CRAMMING FOR CHRISTMAS AND BURNING PHONE MONEY, WHEN HER MOM CAME IN. WE'RE BREAKING FOR HALF AND HOUR NOW, THEN CALLING AGAIN AT 4. WHEEEEEE!! SOUNDS LIKE A TRANSIT FLIGHT!! HAHAHA. MEANWHILE.WENT SHOPPING TODAY, WITH JOEY AND HER ULTIMATE FRIEND-WHO-IS-GAY JUSTIN HEAH. (IS THAT RIGHT??!) really. i believe i have been shopping with a fair number of guys before, and honestly, in terms of gayness THAT FAG BEATS THEM ALL BY A MILE. simply because he's not the flouncy gay, but the Earnestly, GAY kind of gay. its different when they flap their wrists, wear purple, or purposely sashay when they walk. ...this guy:-hugs his man-bag+other shopping plastics to his chest (not armpit, CHEST.) -has a genuine LV wallet, stolen from mom,-searches for pink (not hot pink, not purple, but SWEET PINK) golf pants, -sandwiches his bags between his legs when digging for his wallet (HMMMM...)-folds his arms/elbows at waist level when unoccupied-tells you the brand of his favourite shirt and other articles of clothing,-thinks the UTTERLY BUFF MALE STAFF at NUM' are flexing their arm muskles in front of him, on purpose-complains when you think he's posing. (TOTALLY. HAVE YOU SEEN THE ANGLE OF HIS HIPS? HONEY, HIPS DONT LIE.)*NUM = New Urban Male, swimsuit/beachwear shop. check it out.
yeah. he puts all other act-gay guys to shame. i think he is the real girl deal, even though he has a girl-friend. no kidding. he's sincerely girly but still likes girls, not guys. what a rare and fascinating quandary, cant wait to wrap my mind around it. Juicy!oh yes. To further top off the christmas gayness, im shamelessly ripping this bit from maria's blog. because it was all my doing in the first place, anyway:D hahaha. people love my christmas letters, though i have no recollection of what i wrote in them. wrote it on a drunken chinese-food-sugar high while in penang, over a cousin's 21st. just hope everyone gets theirs on time.
I've just received a Christmas card (and a housewarming party invatation) from our dearest Veggie-bean!
And boy did her card make me laugh.
For one, her envelope:
As you can see (or not, hur hur), Veggie has cleverly written her address so that the letter would be returned to her, if it wasn't delivered.
Unfortunately....
...it is completely blocked out by the flap of the envelope. -__-
Oh Veggie....
Meanwhile, her card is another thing altogether.
It starts with
MARIA YOU SEXY OLD MAN
and just gets better and better.
I quote:
"do you know why Ive chosen this card, SPECIALLY for you??
(refer to front cover)
..."Round You Virgin..."It goes merrily downhill from there.
Yep, Veggie is awesome. :D Thanks for the card, Veg. Merry Christmas to you too, honey~
[End letter.] hahaha! it sounds so bad here, it honestly didnt seem as sexy when i wrote it lah. anway, yes maria, if youre reading this- i love you too. in the manly-est of ways, because we both know you need some of that MAAAN-LINESS. 8D hahah. have a great christmas! dont think i'll be posting again till its over.
:)
