Wednesday, January 06, 2010
♥ 2:43 PM
You are a big thinker. You are extremely charismatic, and wish to offer the benefit of your wisdom to the world at large. You tend to see the grand scheme of things, and are able to deduce connections between things that other people miss; these psychological personality traits are the result of the fact that you are the Messiah.
You use your charisma and knowledge to teach others, benevolently helping your fellow man reach a higher plane of evolution through such unorthodox but enlightened means as Psychic Third Nostril Enlargement. You then retire to secluded farmhouses in rural areas, where your followers express appreciation by signing over all their worldly possessions and giving up their wives and daughters to the Cult Leader's "special care."
Famous Cult Leaders include J. R. "Bob" Dobbs
lolololol. GUYS WHO ARE READING THIS,
TAKE THE QUIZ! OMG!
i really wanna see who gets what! :)
YOU NEED FACEBOOK FOR THIS THOUGH D:still. this quiz rather utterly awesomely blasphemeous and here's my disclaimer: that i did not write this, i neither support nor disapprove its content, but use it for the sole purpose of entertainment. it is unlikely that any of it will ever come true; i dont believe in third nostrils. but you may worship me if you wish. :)
